Last night, I had a dream in which I received a box of sex toys as a prize for something-or-other. It was a small-ish cardboard box, maybe the size of a shirt box, with cellophane windows in the front. Upon opening it, there were a lot of the typical things you would expect. (I will leave it up to the reader to decide what is “typical,” as the specifics of this aspect of the dream are not relevant to the rest of the story.) There was also Easter candy, including chocolate eggs and jellybeans, but no marshmallow peeps. Bizarrely, there was also a black leather gyroscope!?! You know, like the red plastic and metal ones you’ve probably played with as a kid, only black and leather. I am not even going to speculate on its intended purpose.