I heard a silly/geeky song on the Jay and Jack Lost Podcast this week. Because I could not find the original, I ended up extracting it as an MP3 and then realized that others might want to listen, too. So here it is:
“If I Had A Million Dollars,” by Barenaked Hurley (a spoof on the Barenaked Ladies song of the same name)
“If I had a million dollars, I’d plant an instructional film (but not a real instructional film–that’s cruel.) If I had a million dollars, I’d cut out a piece of that film (yep) and hide it in another bunker.”
“If I had a million dollars, we wouldn’t have to keep eating Dharma dinners. (But we WOULD eat Dharma dinners.) Of course we would. We’d just eat MORE! …and make really expensive ranch dressings. (That’s right, and they can keep up to 3 months at room temperature.)”
Okay, so it’s one of those things you hear once and it’s funny, but then does not have much replay value. Still, just listen to it the once.