“He stopped throwing his knives as close to me. A woman can notice these things.”

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Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved ‘Bon Voyage!’ to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Thursday, September 15th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as ‘Customer of the Year’. We’re all
exhausted but can’t wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Today, I received the latest Circus Contraption album from CD Baby. It is quite good if you are into that kind of thing. If you are not into that kind of thing, sod off.

In an update to events not previously posted here, which probably breaks Rule 6, my father is doing as well as can be expected — his Demerol is causing him to hallucinate and swear like a sailor (things that he never does.) His spine is not leaking. Physical therapy, for what is probably the third or fourth time now, starts up in a few days.

The cost of a 60K tune-up for a Mitsubishi Eclipse is about $100 more than rent for a 2 bedroom house in a decent neighborhood.

Can anyone recommend a SE Portland licensed massage therapist that takes Pacific Source’s American Specialty Health (ASH) Network insurance? No? Didn’t think so. I need to come up with a place to get a massage that takes my insurance, but the only places I have positive recommendations for do not take insurance.

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