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Apologies: in retrospect and in advance

June 29, 2009

First off, I have to apol­o­gize in both ret­ro­spect and advance if I have been snippy, stressed, or overly emo­tional.  I have been on some steroids recently that affect my blood pres­sure and stress lev­els, among other things.  If you take noth­ing else away from this post, remem­ber that I am not cur­rently act­ing like […]

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Can’t eat, clowns will sleep me.

September 22, 2008

Three lit­tle pill bot­tles, lined up like soldiers.

One is used to treat anthrax.
Two cause nau­sea.
One treats nau­sea.
Three cause drowsi­ness.
Two go with food.
One goes with lots and lots of water.
All three cause drowsi­ness.
One is not to be com­bined with expo­sure to sun­light.
One is not to be com­bined with alco­hol.
Three cause dizzi­ness.
Three cause drowsiness.

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Working in the trenches

September 6, 2008

I just show­ered while wear­ing cloth­ing.  It was not delight­ful and invig­o­rat­ing.  It was squitchy and gross.  I guess I should explain that I was caked from head to foot in mud from dig­ging trenches and form­ing mounds in the front yard.  The ground is hard and clay-like and the grass is like thick carpet, […]

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