Funded in part by the surreal. An angel, complete with reservoirs.

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2005/12/Today, I am home sick with a cold. Ick. I can’t imagine the following thing ever becoming a meme because the … Continue reading Funded in part by the surreal. An angel, complete with reservoirs.

I AM OPPRESSED BY GRAVITY!

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