My life, the bad sitcom

Kim: Did the timer go off? Me: I didn’t hear it. Kim: You didn’t hear it? Timer: *brrrrrring* Me: The timer went off. In other news, Ebenezer — the nekkid cat — has reaffirmed some of his quirks. He is the only cat I know that is indifferent toward catnip, yet loves bleach. Kim is … Continue reading My life, the bad sitcom

“David Bowie came to town, flying overhead. ‘Don’t you did my chops,’ he cried?”

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2004/05/Hair The bleached streaks worked out pretty well, after I stopped being a chicken over leaving the bleach in so long. … Continue reading “David Bowie came to town, flying overhead. ‘Don’t you did my chops,’ he cried?”

“There’s a brand new dance, but I don’t know its name”

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2004/05/It seems my hair does not want to take bleach, within safe and reasonable limits. The “frosting cap” first made me … Continue reading “There’s a brand new dance, but I don’t know its name”