“Our hotel caught fire last night–specifically, the over­sized fake tree in the lobby. We …”

“This morn­ing, Kim and I stopped by the new cof­fee shop that is not Diedrich's, …”

“I don't remem­ber how long it has been since I pumped my own gas… ”

“The Mac Mini + Blue­tooth sit­u­a­tion is fuck­tarded. 8am — Dis­cover 20+ dif­fer­ent viruses/spyware/malware are competing …”

“4 in the morn­ing is entirely too early to get out of bed. ”

“Hooray for insur­ance that (at least par­tially) cov­ers mas­sage! I hope to see Natalie tonight and …”

“The schools are closed. The bus routes near my house are closed. Why …”

“It is very windy. The heavy rain is not actu­ally rain, but ice crys­tals com­ing down …”

“We just saw a gag­gle (is that the right term? herd? pride? …”

“Space Cadets has to be the most hor­ri­bly painful tele­vi­sion show around. Admit­tedly, this …”

“It is –3 degrees C, but for­tu­nately the sun is out, there is no wind, …”

“Tam­pon Meno­rah. Yes, you read that cor­rectly. Just click. You’ll see that …”

“It has been cold the past few days — like sub­zero in the mornings. …”

“This week­end was very full and very crazy. It was a whirl­wind of adventure …”

“Today, Kim and I got to drink Jack Daniels in a Catholic church. ”

“Greet­ings from Seat­tle! The weather is here. Wish you were great. ”

“Google Tran­sit looks promis­ing (for those of us liv­ing in Port­land.) Admit­tedly, it looks …”

“It looks like you can now down­load the fol­low­ing TV shows through iTunes (in addition …”

“LOST Girls Gone Wild! It would seem that Ana Lucia and Libby were charged with drunk …”

“Make Mag­a­zine points to some really inter­est­ing Mole­skin note­book hacks. I'm not sure how …”

“Walk­ing a half-mile to, and another half-mile from, lunch in 3°C weather can be quite …”

“There was some­thing nice about this morn­ing… the light rain coat­ing soil and fallen leaves, …”

“Being an adult means you can have cake for dinner. ”

“Last night, yoga kicked my ass. Today is a yummy, sunny day. It is bright …”

“AstraWare is a great UK com­pany that makes a ton of what are con­sid­ered “casual” …”

“Asked for: Pinot Noir Received: PBR ”

“Kim and I saw the new Harry Pot­ter film last night. I did not …”

“I just inter­viewed a guy who held the Guin­ness record for largest Sophie Ger­main Prime …”

“Never before have I been to a con­cert in a dirty bar and seen so …”

“It looks like the web­site for The Hanso Foun­da­tion has been updated. The Life-Extension …”

“It took me 30 min­utes to get across Mor­ri­son Bridge, down Front/Natio, and to the …”

“Over­played Hal­loween song + Anti-Bush humor == The Mon­ster Hash (2.8 MB, 3min) ”

“It always weirds me out when some­one calls me “sir.” ”

“The $10 I spent on lot­tery tick­ets dur­ing the $340M jack­pot became $3 in winnings. …”

“MMM­mmm… gourmet cheeses, an expen­sive north­west wine, and tasty duck. Yummy!”

“I skipped out on yoga last week because I was a lit­tle under the weather, …”

“I broke the han­dle off of a steak knife… …while cut­ting the cheese. Admit­tedly, I picked …”

“It's times like this when I wished I lived in Lon­don. I missed out …”

“Strange dream: Kim and I were going to a con­cert in a big theater. …”

“…an evening at Kell’s, with The Drop­kick Mur­phys drink­ing at the other side of the …”

“At work, I am doing the design for a fea­ture called “Port Flap­ping.” This, …”

“We saw a great semi-documentary this evening called Good Night, and Good Luck about Edward …”

“At lunch, I walked past a place called “Grampy's Lot­tery Center/Deli.” Yes, lot­tery was …”

“Quote of the day: “Chem­i­cal war­fare of the mid­dle ages con­sisted of cat­a­pult­ing plague-infected bodies …”

“Sweet! You can now get Lost sea­son 2 episodes on the iTunes music+video store! …”

“Just in case you thought Win­dows XP Home, XP Pro­fes­sional, XP Server, and XP Advanced …”

“It looks like we might be get­ting a fourth Apple Store, over on trendy-third and …”

“Has any­one else been hav­ing dif­fi­culty check­ing in with Dodge­ball in the past cou­ple of …”

“The new Google RSS Reader is alright, but was really slug­gish in the ini­tial few …”

“The Hanso Foundation”

“When I was a kid, I did not give it a sec­ond thought that He-Man’s …”

“…because no home should be with­out a Home Defibrillator…?!”

“One of the media snip­pets for Last Call is a movie in which some­one gets …”

“There is a not so recent arti­cle that does a great job of explain­ing why …”

“Last night: Kim and I had plans to go out to din­ner. After a long …”

“Too many Long Island Ice Teas at the bel­ly­dance com­pe­ti­tion. Some­body in our lunch …”

“Like crack, yes. Like crack. …and if some­one wants a good copy of what Walt …”

“Bumper sticker: We luv ya George Dubya ”

“Your CD has been gen­tly taken from our CD Baby shelves with ster­il­ized contamination-free gloves and …”

“Can­taloupes are like geo­des, only more soft. ”

“iTunes 5 is a flam­ing piece of shit that rou­tinely “for­gets” my pod­cast sub­scrip­tions twice …”

“Today, I learned that not only is there a bible trans­lated into Klin­gon, but that …”

“Every time the Dig­gna­tion pod­cast (and/or down­load­able TV show) gets released, there is a reference …”

“In the math world, you have things like iden­tity func­tions and zero func­tions. Identity …”

“I do not update this thing often enough. Recent events in life: Last night, I …”

“Are we get­ting a new vol­cano? Nahhh… prob­a­bly not for a while, plus it's …”

“Sat­ur­day started with a lot of clean­ing and ended with some excel­lent food and company. …”

“When refer­ring to the police appro­pri­at­ing items from Wal­mart, do you use the term “finding” …”

“Items From The Past Few Days: The Doors + Muh Nuh Muh Nun + Macarena …”

“Well, that’s odd. I got an email from a recruiter at Google just now …”

“Reposted here, in case I acci­den­tally left any­one off of the email list: It’s time for …”

“So where was every­one tonight? I met up with Fee­dle at The Base­ment for …”

“Assum­ing it is okay with the out-of-town vis­i­tors (please chime in!), I do believe that …”

“Although Yahoo recently opened a call cen­ter that is local to Port­land, the sev­eral calls …”

“Links to two movie trail­ers, with­out com­ment from me. A Scan­ner Darkly Æeon Flux”

“Today's rule #6 vio­la­tion is: errata #11.”

“Ebenezer has this habit. Nearly all the time, if you bend for­ward slightly near …”

“For those that think Ebenezer is ugly, he is noth­ing com­pared to this. Be …”

“A Sum­mer­time Poll Life Tip of the Day When at the coed after­party for a girls-only party …”

“Sad: Blue­tooth dialup net­work­ing some­how caused my lap­top to ker­nel panic just a sec­ond ago. …”

“ Last Night Last night was my first yoga class in about 3–4 years. It kicked …”

“Apple's new mouse looks… kinda weird look­ing and has a stu­pid name. I'll probably …”

“On the way to work, I drove past a large box-van with adver­tis­ing on the …”

“For those that missed the Geek Fair last week, there is a video pod­caster that …”

“There is a dead opos­sum in the neighbor's front yard, col­lect­ing flies and ants. …”

“I just had a very Tuttle/Buttle moment. I looked up to find a wasp …”

“It is a hun­dred degrees out and the power for half the each of our …”

“I am proof read­ing some doc­u­men­ta­tion at work and keep run­ning across — lines deleted for …”

“Peo­ple put sugar in both cof­fee and tea. Peo­ple put honey in tea. Can you put honey …”

“Here I am, sit­ting in a cof­fee shop on Divi­sion, a block over from what, …”

“Today, on this hot and sunny fourth of July, a day on which an American …”

“Port­land Pod­cast­ing meetup. Pretty cool, pretty pro­duc­tive. The usual sus­pects, the usual location. …”

“Cre­ative account­ing in your favor. Col­lect $3,500 from Cal­i­for­nia. Account­ing is just a big zero-sum game played …”

“The new iTunes pod­cast inter­face is really slick. It is a whole lot faster …”

“Today, Ebenezer is in the doghouse…err… cathouse…err… that's some­thing dif­fer­ent. So yes­ter­day was a great day, …”

“Last night was a Port­land pub crawl that was thinly dis­guised as a cel­e­bra­tion of …”

“It is cur­rently so hot in the home office that the iMac G5, upon receiving …”

“An inter­est­ing week­end, includ­ing: Bridge­port with Kim, drink­ing cask ale and dis­cussing a num­ber of deep …”

“For any­one with a Treo 650, I would highly rec­om­mend the 1.13 ROM update. …”

“Unlike the older Doc­tor Who sto­ries where four or five “to be con­tin­ued” episodes complete …”

“I just drove sev­eral miles down a major one-way street. The wrong direc­tion. I guess …”

“The sen­a­tor in Taxi Dri­ver: Palan­tine The sen­a­tor in Star Wars: Pal­pa­tine Coin­ci­dence? I THINK NOT! It …”

“In the past, I have seen birds run, full force, into a win­dow. Until …”

“Apple to Use Intel Micro­proces­sors Begin­ning in 2006”

“Last night held a strange col­lec­tion of dreams–in fact, it was mostly dreams about premonition …”

“Mon­day, at Apple’s World Wide Developer’s Con­fer­ence, Apple is going to release *some­thing*. They …”

“The prob­lem with hav­ing a com­mon library of code shared between desk­top pro­gram­mers and embedded …”

“I think I can now tell you, with absolute cer­tainty, how NOT to make fresh …”

“Oper­a­tion Bake Choco­late Cake was a suc­cess. Oper­a­tion Icing is on standby, pend­ing ther­mal shifts in …”

“I find that Saxon Shire cheese is quite the tasty treat. It is sort …”

“Mmmm… big, juicy heel blis­ters make walk­ing fun and excit­ing! Going back to CitizenX's …”

“There seems to be a lot of talk about the new fea­tures in OS X …”

“I like work­ing in a place where small elec­tri­cal fires are not the excep­tion, but …”

“Last night, we watched the new Star Wars movie. I watched the whole thing …”

“Last night was my first expe­ri­ence at see­ing Gothic Bel­ly­dance. In a word: wow! …”

“This could be inter­est­ing and use­ful. A lot of peo­ple have Google as their …”

“The squeaky wheel gets the worm! Thanks, hen­satc! I called, com­plained, com­plained, and …”

“All of the Mac peo­ple, for years, have been say­ing that Apple should port OS …”

“AT PRESENT, I AM QUITE UNHAPPY WITH MY APPLECARE SERVICE AND AM CONSIDERING JUST BUYING …”

“Yes­ter­day, Kim and I did a lot of work in her back yard–digging up and …”

“Woo! I got a nice bonus today at work as well as a (rather …”

“Yeay! Kim and I will be going to the Rasputina show later tonight! …”

“The rev­o­lu­tion will not be motor­ized (3m:53s, 3MB)”

“While I real­ize that in whiter-than-white Port­land, it is not much more than an excuse …”

“When you have a com­puter with a slot-loading CD/DVD drive, be sure to check for …”

“The pod­cast­ing meetup last night was pretty big and fun. I'll have to write …”

“My radishes are get­ting HUGE! ”

“I like lists! High­lights of the past week-or-so: At work, we finally shipped out our …”

“Steal­ing a meme from bruised­hips, who stole it from gyno­cide… I will break the …”

“Yes­ter­day, at the cof­fee shop I was in, I was the only one with­out a …”

“In Kim's base­ment is the first time I have seen “duck” tape actu­ally used to …”

“Work­ing in a hard­ware lab means I get to do fun stuff like occa­sion­ally wear …”

“Dear Inter­net, Please pro­vide me with a pod­cast­ing client that actu­ally works. iPod­der Lemon is …”

“Things seen today: – Wagon with one wheel next to large wooden “FREE” sign. – Old, balding, …”

“I am presently with­out lap­top. Over­all, it is no big deal, but I keep …”

“Based on the num­ber of times I have had to use the restroom last night …”

“Recent finds in Pod­cast­ing… The Seanachai, http://goodwordsrightorder.com/ — Remem­ber Joe Frank? This is sort of …”

“I just had a rather dis­turb­ing dream in which–well, I was dead. I had …”

“I hope the new NIN sin­gle is a dance remix and not the actual song. It …”

“Yes­ter­day, we went to a lec­ture at the museum about the Pre-Raphaelite move­ment. It …”

“The Other Lodgers, Ambrose Bierce, 1890, 4m48s”

“Sat­ur­day morn­ing, I woke up in a tub of cold water. Lit­tle did I …”

““Gin and hair tonic.” ”

“So here I am, relax­ing with a deli­cious sand­wich in a nice lit­tle deli. …”

“I just got a call from fee­dle telling me that Mt. St. Helens just exploded. …”

“San Fran­cisco, Bitches! We are sit­ting in the ter­mi­nal, sip­ping gin and juice. Or, …”

“Last night, we had some tasty Indian food. It was Kim's first time at …”

“There will be an adven­ture in beer­cast­ing (what's beer­cast­ing?) tonight. This is a good …”

“ This is four words. Kim: best girl­friend ever! “Lost” party tomor­row night. It’s at my house. Study up before arriv­ing. (Watch episodes through 14.) Make mag­a­zine arrived today. Cats shouldn’t imbibe dif­fuser. Shrimp tasted slightly funny. Penn & Teller rock. Today was really long. Must hit bed soon. ”

“Much like the Earl Grey last week, today I reaf­firmed that Chai Tea tastes like …”

“Now that the puz­zle trail has been announced and com­pleted, I fig­ured it would be …”

“Last night, I walked. And walked. And walked. Last night, I walked …”

“So, I bet you were won­der­ing to your­self, what ever hap­pened to MTV Vee-Jay Adam …”

“Dear Spam­mers: I have no desire to increase the length or cir­cum­fer­ence of my penis, …”

“Last night's strange dream: I was basi­cally stuck in some­thing like that Michael Dou­glas movie: …”

“From what I have been told, the girl across the bar has the nick­name “Siouxsie …”

“The smaller of the two books I ordered from Apple through iPhoto arrived today. …”

“Three days to ship a prod­uct… a prod­uct that does not even func­tion well …”

“Are Tim Bur­ton and Johnny Depp joined at the hip now? They are coming …”

“…and, in The Base­ment, they are play­ing the same Sex Pis­tols song. ”

“On the way to work, Morn­ing Edi­tion had a bunch of stuff on the Holocaust …”

“Sky Cap­tain just came out on DVD today, and it is a friggin' awe­some film! …”

“On the way to work this morn­ing, I had a strange expe­ri­ence. Some car …”

“Ich bin ein jel­ly­fish. My mas­sage was this morn­ing. That was 90 minutes …”

“Here is a ques­tion for the …what?…2?…3?… peo­ple on my friends list who work at …”

“For those that were won­der­ing about the upgrad­abil­ity of the Mac Mini, it looks like …”

“They are using too much flux in the next room. I can just smell …”

“Ummm…what? My Mac Mini was sup­posed to be here by the 22nd (with overnight …”

“I just bought a Mac Mini and the S-Video don­gle to plug it into the …”

“Poll #31337 Open to: All, results view­able to: All Place answers in the com­ments sec­tion 1. That electronic …”

““Is that the sec­ond sea­son of Dead Like Me in your pocket, or are you …”

““Bad peo­ple are pun­ished by society's laws. Good peo­ple are pun­ished by Murphy's law.” I …”

“Item! Some­body left Death To The Pix­ies at my house dur­ing CD Burn­ing Man …”