2005 Archives

2005
Dec
28
The tree, the tree, the tree is on fire.
“Our hotel caught fire last night–specifically, the over­sized fake tree in the lobby. We ...”
27
Dizz-knee
“This morn­ing, Kim and I stopped by the new cof­fee shop that is not Diedrich's, ...”
25
Gas
“I don't remem­ber how long it has been since I pumped my own gas... ”
24
Holiday Tech Support
“The Mac Mini + Bluetooth sit­u­a­tion is fuck­tarded. 8am — Discover 20+ dif­fer­ent viruses/spyware/malware are com­pet­ing ...”
The pack­ag­ing is reusable!
“My lit­tle sis­ter, an EMT, just gave me belated birth­day gifts: * one white post-mortem bag, ...”
Met the Inlaws
“I met Kim’s par­ents this after­noon. Fortunately, it was not a reen­act­ment of a ...”
22
slightly less enthu­si­as­tic about vaca­tion
“4 in the morn­ing is entirely too early to get out of bed. ”
Sproing!
21
Yeay, vaca­tion!
“Hooray for insur­ance that (at least par­tially) cov­ers mas­sage! I hope to see Natalie tonight and ...”
19
sn0w
“The schools are closed. The bus routes near my house are closed. Why ...”
An open let­ter to the cit­i­zens and vis­i­tors of Portland...
18
Moving House
“It is very windy. The heavy rain is not actu­ally rain, but ice crys­tals com­ing down ...”
17
Ho ho ho
“We just saw a gag­gle (is that the right term? herd? pride? ...”
16
Space Cadets
“Space Cadets has to be the most hor­ri­bly painful tele­vi­sion show around. Admittedly, this ...”
15
Brrrr....
“It is –3 degrees C, but for­tu­nately the sun is out, there is no wind, ...”
14
Arts and Crafts
“Tampon Menorah. Yes, you read that cor­rectly. Just click. You’ll see that ...”
Counting down the days...
“Next week will be nice: Tuesday — yoga Wednesday — day off work + mas­sage Thursday — leave ...”
13
Brrrrr....
“It has been cold the past few days — like sub­zero in the morn­ings. ...”
12
Seattle!
“This week­end was very full and very crazy. It was a whirl­wind of adven­ture ...”
11
Jack Daniels in church
“Today, Kim and I got to drink Jack Daniels in a Catholic church. ”
10
Greetings!
“Greetings from Seattle! The weather is here. Wish you were great. ”
08
Google Transit
“Google Transit looks promis­ing (for those of us liv­ing in Portland.) Admittedly, it looks ...”
...and the way it goes Vroom Vroom Vroom!
06
I, for one, wel­come our new IP tele­vi­sion offer­ings. In spirit.
“It looks like you can now down­load the fol­low­ing TV shows through iTunes (in addi­tion ...”
05
LOST Girls Gone Wild
LOST Girls Gone Wild! It would seem that Ana Lucia and Libby were charged with drunk ...”
04
Wing of Bat, Skin of Mole
“Make Magazine points to some really inter­est­ing Moleskin note­book hacks. I'm not sure how ...”
Regurgitating an Interesting Article
“I am feel­ing much less sick now. Plus, I have enough chicken soup to ...”
03
02
01
Tea is the Answer
“Walking a half-mile to, and another half-mile from, lunch in 3°C weather can be quite ...”
Bowling Balls + Sledgehammers = FUN!
Nov
29
GOOD morn­ing!
“There was some­thing nice about this morn­ing... the light rain coat­ing soil and fallen leaves, ...”
27
26
Let them eat cake
“Being an adult means you can have cake for din­ner. ”
24
23
Yoga weather
“Last night, yoga kicked my ass. Today is a yummy, sunny day. It is bright ...”
22
Games and Memories and Memories of Games
“AstraWare is a great UK com­pany that makes a ton of what are con­sid­ered “casual” ...”
20
Pinot Blue Ribbon
“Asked for: Pinot Noir Received: PBR
19
Barty Who? Doctor Crouch?
“Kim and I saw the new Harry Potter film last night. I did not ...”
... — ...
IN CHURCH BASEMENT STOP SETTING UP VENDING AT BELLYDANCE SHOW STOP SEND FOOD AND COFFEE ...”
18
Primes
“I just inter­viewed a guy who held the Guinness record for largest Sophie Germain Prime ...”
An old east ghost town
“The Thai place near work closed up a cou­ple of weeks ago. The glass ...”
Photoblog
14
Weekend Fun
Further Sony hi(jack)inks
“Further Sony hi(jack)inks: As many of you have heard, sev­eral recent Sony CDs do some rather ...”
13
Circus Contraption
“Never before have I been to a con­cert in a dirty bar and seen so ...”
12
11
Thank you. Namaste. Good Luck.
“It looks like the web­site for The Hanso Foundation has been updated. The Life-Extension ...”
Notices!
“Note: If any­one wants to check out Euphoria, their 2 year anniver­sary is at 8pm ...”
Requiem for a Pie Fountain
“It seems that the guy who made Pi and Requiem for a Dream is fin­ish­ing ...”
10
09
07
Amazon F’ Up, Revisited
Are the holes free, too?
““Free WiFi and a maze of glory holes in the base­ment” ”
@Basement 4Kim
04
Not sure if I’m more or less com­forted by the cam­eras
Anger at Amazon
“I think it is time for me to get angry. The cam­era I ordered ...”
01
Work and stuff
“It took me 30 min­utes to get across Morrison Bridge, down Front/Natio, and to the ...”
New Camera On The Way
Oct
31
Monster Hash
“Overplayed Halloween song + Anti-Bush humor == The Monster Hash (2.8 MB, 3min) ”
30
Sir
“It always weirds me out when some­one calls me “sir.” ”
Zombie Baby Jesus
“Two nights ago was the East:Meets:West show, where Kim gave her first per­for­mance in a ...”
29
You must be 18 to pur­chase *tobacco* prod­ucts
“The $10 I spent on lot­tery tick­ets dur­ing the $340M jack­pot became $3 in win­nings. ...”
27
Dinner!
“MMMmmm... gourmet cheeses, an expen­sive north­west wine, and tasty duck. Yummy!”
26
25
Meat!
“I broke the han­dle off of a steak knife... ...while cut­ting the cheese. Admittedly, I picked ...”
24
23
Helicopter Chase!
“It's times like this when I wished I lived in London. I missed out ...”
Good Morning!
20
Dreams With Nauseating Vertigo Are Fun!
“Strange dream: Kim and I were going to a con­cert in a big the­ater. ...”
18
The Dropkick Murphys at Kell’s
“...an evening at Kell’s, with The Dropkick Murphys drink­ing at the other side of the ...”
17
Port Fapping
“At work, I am doing the design for a fea­ture called “Port Flapping.” This, ...”
15
Are you now, or have you even been a 1s 440 KHz sine wave?
“We saw a great semi-documentary this evening called Good Night, and Good Luck about Edward ...”
14
The Lottery Deli
“At lunch, I walked past a place called “Grampy's Lottery Center/Deli.” Yes, lot­tery was ...”
Hey Mister Pecker
13
“Faites chier la vache!“
“Quote of the day: “Chemical war­fare of the mid­dle ages con­sisted of cat­a­pult­ing plague-infected bod­ies ...”
12
Lost fanati­cism + Apple fanati­cism
“Sweet! You can now get Lost sea­son 2 episodes on the iTunes music+video store! ...”
11
Windows Horizon
“Just in case you thought Windows XP Home, XP Professional, XP Server, and XP Advanced ...”
10
The city with the col­lege that Steve Jobs dropped out of...
“It looks like we might be get­ting a fourth Apple Store, over on trendy-third and ...”
08
Dodgeball
“Has any­one else been hav­ing dif­fi­culty check­ing in with Dodgeball in the past cou­ple of ...”
07
Google RSS Webulation Thinger
“The new Google RSS Reader is alright, but was really slug­gish in the ini­tial few ...”
06
The Hanso Foundation
“The Hanso Foundation”
04
“Today, we cel­e­brate the first glo­ri­ous anniver­sary of the Information Purification Directives“
“When I was a kid, I did not give it a sec­ond thought that He-Man’s ...”
03
Safely deliv­ers a shock only if needed!
“...because no home should be with­out a Home Defibrillator...?!”
Science Puns
“Leave it to Trader Joe's to base a prod­uct around a lame chem­istry pun. ...”
01
That’s a funny place for a canoe.
“One of the media snip­pets for Last Call is a movie in which some­one gets ...”
Sep
30
Midnight! Last Call!
Move Any Mountain
“Yesterday, after fin­ish­ing lunch at Wild Oats, I strolled down the candy and power-bar aisle. ...”
28
Broken “Windows“
“There is a not so recent arti­cle that does a great job of explain­ing why ...”
27
Stuffin’ Ourselves with McMuffins
“Last night: Kim and I had plans to go out to din­ner. After a long ...”
25
Long Island x 2
“Too many Long Island Ice Teas at the bel­ly­dance com­pe­ti­tion. Somebody in our lunch ...”
Double Crown Bellydance
“Here I sit, toward the end of the day at a bel­ly­dance com­pe­ti­tion. Everyone ...”
22
Crack
“Like crack, yes. Like crack. ...and if some­one wants a good copy of what Walt ...”
21
Dubya
“Bumper sticker: We luv ya George Dubya ”
20
“He stopped throw­ing his knives as close to me. A woman can notice these things.“
“Your CD has been gen­tly taken from our CD Baby shelves with ster­il­ized contamination-free gloves and ...”
17
Cantaloupes
“Cantaloupes are like geo­des, only more soft. ”
16
15
iTunes 5
“iTunes 5 is a flam­ing piece of shit that rou­tinely “for­gets” my pod­cast sub­scrip­tions twice ...”
Rant and Videos
“It should would be cool if this LiveJournal client were able to mag­i­cally query my ...”
Do you *see* any frig­gin’ sasquatches?!
“Everyone is talk­ing about the Bill Gates vs. Napoleon Dynamite thing, but the hilar­i­ous Utah ...”
14
Things I learned
“Today, I learned that not only is there a bible trans­lated into Klingon, but that ...”
13
Eerie Zombie Dogs
“Every time the Diggnation pod­cast (and/or down­load­able TV show) gets released, there is a ref­er­ence ...”
11
“Anything plus radish equals radish“
“In the math world, you have things like iden­tity func­tions and zero func­tions. Identity ...”
08
Update...
“I do not update this thing often enough. Recent events in life: Last night, I ...”
06
In Other Mother-Earth-Hates-Us News...
“Are we get­ting a new vol­cano? Nahhh... prob­a­bly not for a while, plus it's ...”
Hi-speed Without Wires
“It looks like T-Mobile has EDGE up in Portland now. It also looks like ...”
05
A Potpourri Of Information
“Saturday started with a lot of clean­ing and ended with some excel­lent food and com­pany. ...”
Painting and BBQ, Without So Much Paint
“I am about to head out and do not have the time to type every­thing ...”
03
LOOK, MA! I’M A BLOGGER-SLASH-REPORTER! IT’S THE NEW MEDIA!
“When refer­ring to the police appro­pri­at­ing items from Walmart, do you use the term “find­ing” ...”
Stuff
“I just spent $40 to fill up the tiny gas tank of a sports­car. I just ...”
02
Items From The Past Few Days
“Items From The Past Few Days: The Doors + Muh Nuh Muh Nun + Macarena ...”
Aug
31
The Holy Google Empire
“Well, that’s odd. I got an email from a recruiter at Google just now ...”
30
Painting Party!
“Reposted here, in case I acci­den­tally left any­one off of the email list: It’s time for ...”
28
RingRingRingRingRingRingRingRing
The Robert Palmer Girls
“I just walked past about a dozen girls in long, tight black dresses, just stand­ing ...”
27
“As the flames rose to her roman nose / and the iPod started to melt...“
“So where was every­one tonight? I met up with Feedle at The Basement for ...”
26
Slinging Paint
“Assuming it is okay with the out-of-town vis­i­tors (please chime in!), I do believe that ...”
22
Thank Yahoo, come again.
“Although Yahoo recently opened a call cen­ter that is local to Portland, the sev­eral calls ...”
20
Flim
“Links to two movie trail­ers, with­out com­ment from me. A Scanner Darkly Æeon Flux”
19
18
“Goodbye, my net­work buffer, forE­VAR!“
“Today's rule #6 vio­la­tion is: errata #11.”
16
Another Ebenezer Post
“Ebenezer has this habit. Nearly all the time, if you bend for­ward slightly near ...”
15
For those that think Ebenezer is ugly...
“For those that think Ebenezer is ugly, he is noth­ing com­pared to this. Be ...”
14
Tips of the Day
“A Summertime Poll Life Tip of the Day When at the coed after­party for a girls-only party ...”
11
Work Stuff...
“Sad: Bluetooth dialup net­work­ing some­how caused my lap­top to ker­nel panic just a sec­ond ago. ...”
10
Do not con­fuse “toga party” and “yoga party“
“ Last Night Last night was my first yoga class in about 3–4 years. It kicked ...”
02
The Mighty Mouse
“Apple's new mouse looks... kinda weird look­ing and has a stu­pid name. I'll prob­a­bly ...”
Bosom
Jul
31
26
Let’s leave stew­ard­ship of our bod­ies to the gub’ment. We trust the gub’ment to prop­erly man­age it,
“On the way to work, I drove past a large box-van with adver­tis­ing on the ...”
23
Geek Fair
“For those that missed the Geek Fair last week, there is a video pod­caster that ...”
22
dead opos­sum
“There is a dead opos­sum in the neighbor's front yard, col­lect­ing flies and ants. ...”
19
“This is your receipt for your hus­band... and this is my receipt for your receipt.“
“I just had a very Tuttle/Buttle moment. I looked up to find a wasp ...”
Hot, Take 2
18
Hot
“It is a hun­dred degrees out and the power for half the each of our ...”
16
13
Documentation Review
“I am proof read­ing some doc­u­men­ta­tion at work and keep run­ning across — lines deleted for ...”
Geekery
“It looks like this upcom­ing Saturday may be a day of geek­ery. Free Geek's 5th Annual ...”
12
Honey
“People put sugar in both cof­fee and tea. People put honey in tea. Can you put honey ...”
10
06
05
A less stress­ful car day
“Here I am, sit­ting in a cof­fee shop on Division, a block over from what, ...”
04
Portrait of a Suburban Male in America
“Today, on this hot and sunny fourth of July, a day on which an American ...”
01
Podcast Meetup
“Portland Podcasting meetup. Pretty cool, pretty pro­duc­tive. The usual sus­pects, the usual loca­tion. ...”
Jun
29
Today’s “Community Chest” Card
“Creative account­ing in your favor. Collect $3,500 from California. Accounting is just a big zero-sum game played ...”
28
The Catching of Pods
“The new iTunes pod­cast inter­face is really slick. It is a whole lot faster ...”
My “Community Chest” Card For The Day
“Accountant error! You owe the state gov­ern­ment an addi­tional $3,600. If any­one needs a rec­om­men­da­tion for a ...”
26
Can’t sleep. Cat will eat me.
“Today, Ebenezer is in the doghouse...err... cathouse...err... that's some­thing dif­fer­ent. So yes­ter­day was a great day, ...”
22
Congrats to the bride and groom
“Last night was a Portland pub crawl that was thinly dis­guised as a cel­e­bra­tion of ...”
21
Hot and Chicks
“It is cur­rently so hot in the home office that the iMac G5, upon receiv­ing ...”
20
...back to another week of bug­fix­ing
“An inter­est­ing week­end, includ­ing: Bridgeport with Kim, drink­ing cask ale and dis­cussing a num­ber of deep ...”
17
Treo 650 ROM Updates
“For any­one with a Treo 650, I would highly rec­om­mend the 1.13 ROM update. ...”
15
Scifi tele­vi­sion never works in the US
“Unlike the older Doctor Who sto­ries where four or five “to be con­tin­ued” episodes com­plete ...”
12
11
Roses, roses every­where and not a drop of dew
“I just drove sev­eral miles down a major one-way street. The wrong direc­tion. I guess ...”
09
“Easy to Swallow!“
“The sen­a­tor in Taxi Driver: Palantine The sen­a­tor in Star Wars: Palpatine Coincidence? I THINK NOT! It ...”
08
Rocket ships are shiny toys for infant civ­i­liza­tions
“In the past, I have seen birds run, full force, into a win­dow. Until ...”
06
WWDC
“Apple to Use Intel Microprocessors Beginning in 2006”
Photo Overload!
Codes
05
Dreams Within Dreams
“Last night held a strange col­lec­tion of dreams–in fact, it was mostly dreams about pre­mo­ni­tion ...”
04
My Predictions, in which I become an Apple pun­dit for a day
“Monday, at Apple’s World Wide Developer’s Conference, Apple is going to release *some­thing*. They ...”
03
w0rk
“The prob­lem with hav­ing a com­mon library of code shared between desk­top pro­gram­mers and embed­ded ...”
02
joebrent’s visit
“I think I can now tell you, with absolute cer­tainty, how NOT to make fresh ...”
Diplomacy. –or– The Dot-Hack Tallywhacker.
“Today’s break­age of Rule 6: spend­ing a lit­tle extra time on diplo­macy in the short-term ...”
May
31
Operation
“Operation Bake Chocolate Cake was a suc­cess. Operation Icing is on standby, pend­ing ther­mal shifts in ...”
30
Cheese, Lyrics, Peeves
“I find that Saxon Shire cheese is quite the tasty treat. It is sort ...”
29
Mostly TV stuff...
“Mmmm... big, juicy heel blis­ters make walk­ing fun and excit­ing! Going back to CitizenX's ...”
Yes, there really is such a thing as a deaf musi­cal
“Every once in a while, it is nice to get dressed up and go to ...”
25
OS X Review
“There seems to be a lot of talk about the new fea­tures in OS X ...”
24
FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!
“I like work­ing in a place where small elec­tri­cal fires are not the excep­tion, but ...”
22
A Little Logic Puzzle: Which Sentences Are True?
“Last night, we watched the new Star Wars movie. I watched the whole thing ...”
20
It’s like the Skinny Puppy ver­sion of I Dream of Jeanie
“Last night was my first expe­ri­ence at see­ing Gothic Bellydance. In a word: wow! ...”
128x128 Mouse Pointer
“Using the new Universal Access (a.k.a. Handicap) con­trol panel set­tings to make your mouse huge, ...”
19
iGoogle
“This could be inter­est­ing and use­ful. A lot of peo­ple have Google as their ...”
18
Customer Replacement Unit
“The squeaky wheel gets the worm! Thanks, hen­satc! I called, com­plained, com­plained, and ...”
Music Format Poll
“I real­ize that pur­chas­ing online music is not for every­one. Some peo­ple like hav­ing ...”
17
Apple Chipsets
“All of the Mac peo­ple, for years, have been say­ing that Apple should port OS ...”
Running Around At 7 o’clock, Searching For A Crescent Wrench Merchant
“Running Around At 7 o'clock, Searching For A Crescent Wrench Merchant – or - How I, With ...”
16
Applecare
AT PRESENT, I AM QUITE UNHAPPY WITH MY APPLECARE SERVICE AND AM CONSIDERING JUST BUYING ...”
15
The Day
“Yesterday, Kim and I did a lot of work in her back yard–digging up and ...”
12
Dodgeball always sucked in ele­men­tary school but is quite nifty now
“Woo! I got a nice bonus today at work as well as a (rather ...”
11
Rasputina Show
“Yeay! Kim and I will be going to the Rasputina show later tonight! ...”
09
07
06
The Revolution Will Not Be Motorized
“The rev­o­lu­tion will not be motor­ized (3m:53s, 3MB)”
05
Cinco De Mayo
“While I real­ize that in whiter-than-white Portland, it is not much more than an excuse ...”
04
Dual-Discs and DRM
“When you have a com­puter with a slot-loading CD/DVD drive, be sure to check for ...”
Apr
29
Podcasting Meetup
“The pod­cast­ing meetup last night was pretty big and fun. I'll have to write ...”
27
TOOC!
“My radishes are get­ting HUGE! ”
Eric’s Travel Slides
“....back from Eric's. Entirely too much beer. Home made spicy chicken noo­dle soup. ...”
24
I like lists!
“I like lists! Highlights of the past week-or-so: At work, we finally shipped out our ...”
Dirty Sanchez, The Drink
ATJAZZ CLUB OFFERINGDRINK CALLEDDIRTY A. SANCHEZ.” ”
23
21
Googlisms for Portland
“Stealing a meme from bruised­hips, who stole it from gyno­cide... I will break the ...”
INWORLD...“
“The Hitchhiker's Guide has some use­ful infor­ma­tion about movie trail­ers.”
18
17
Carmel Sutra
“Yesterday, at the cof­fee shop I was in, I was the only one with­out a ...”
16
Green Plastic Watering Can
“In Kim's base­ment is the first time I have seen “duck” tape actu­ally used to ...”
Work Ick
I2C and ioctl ker­nel dri­vers eat my brains. ”
14
PWNED!
“Working in a hard­ware lab means I get to do fun stuff like occa­sion­ally wear ...”
13
Podcatchers
“Dear Internet, Please pro­vide me with a pod­cast­ing client that actu­ally works. iPod­der Lemon is ...”
10
As seen in Brian’s life
“Things seen today: – Wagon with one wheel next to large wooden “FREE” sign. – Old, bald­ing, ...”
Podcast reviews!
“Podcasts I have been lis­ten­ing to for a while, but did not yet get men­tioned ...”
09
Laptopless
“I am presently with­out lap­top. Overall, it is no big deal, but I keep ...”
08
06
Podcast Subscriptions
A Satellite Tour of Portland
“After Mendel’s post point­ing to satel­lite images of var­i­ous nifty things, I thought I would ...”
Mar
31
29
Ow.
“Based on the num­ber of times I have had to use the restroom last night ...”
28
Recent finds in Podcasting...
“Recent finds in Podcasting... The Seanachai, http://goodwordsrightorder.com/ — Remember Joe Frank? This is sort of ...”
Two Dreams...
“Two dreams from last night... Kim and I were at a mall. It was your ...”
25
24
“If we’re lucky...“
“I just had a rather dis­turb­ing dream in which–well, I was dead. I had ...”
23
A jour­nal entry in which we take an unin­tended stroll down mem­ory avenue
“I hope the new NIN sin­gle is a dance remix and not the actual song. It ...”
22
21
“slic­ing up eye­balls / I want you to know“
“Yesterday, we went to a lec­ture at the museum about the Pre-Raphaelite move­ment. It ...”
19
The Night Clerk of DOOOOOM!
“The Other Lodgers, Ambrose Bierce, 1890, 4m48s”
18
Pick Sures
eXXXtreme
“Oh, man. If only we had this in Portland... http://www.extremecroquet.com/ Rules Hit the Beer 1. Roqueting another player’s ...”
17
This has been com­pos­ing itself in my head for a week
“Saturday morn­ing, I woke up in a tub of cold water. Little did I ...”
12
Overheard tonight
““Gin and hair tonic.” ”
Quail
““Quail, while tasty — espe­cially wrapped in bacon — is entirely too small.” ”
11
SF2
“So here I am, relax­ing with a deli­cious sand­wich in a nice lit­tle deli. ...”
09
Good thing I parked in the garage
“I just got a call from fee­dle telling me that Mt. St. Helens just exploded. ...”
08
SF
“San Francisco, Bitches! We are sit­ting in the ter­mi­nal, sip­ping gin and juice. Or, ...”
07
04
Numbers Stations Are Spooky
“Last night, we had some tasty Indian food. It was Kim's first time at ...”
03
02
01
Feb
28
25
22
Sociability + Alcohol + Technology == Fun
“There will be an adven­ture in beer­cast­ing (what's beer­cast­ing?) tonight. This is a good ...”
21
18
Four word sub­ject line
“ This is four words. Kim: best girl­friend ever! “Lost” party tomor­row night. It’s at my house. Study up before arriv­ing. (Watch episodes through 14.) Make mag­a­zine arrived today. Cats shouldn’t imbibe dif­fuser. Shrimp tasted slightly funny. Penn & Teller rock. Today was really long. Must hit bed soon. ”
“You got a real perty mouth“
“Lunch today was a game of roulette. Maybe we would find some­place good, maybe ...”
17
Randomness
“Much like the Earl Grey last week, today I reaf­firmed that Chai Tea tastes like ...”
15
SecretDNA
“Now that the puz­zle trail has been announced and com­pleted, I fig­ured it would be ...”
14
“Be the first per­son to review this item!“
Lunchtime Poll
“See the pre­vi­ous post for the con­text. It looks like LJ will only let ...”
Brok3n
“Things that were bro­ken or oth­er­wise not in peak con­di­tion this week­end in chrono­log­i­cal order: My ...”
Photos
13
We’re walk­ing; we’re walk­ing....
“Last night, I walked. And walked. And walked. Last night, I walked ...”
11
Podcasts
“So, I bet you were won­der­ing to your­self, what ever hap­pened to MTV Vee-Jay Adam ...”
08
An open let­ter to yo’ motha’
“Dear Spammers: I have no desire to increase the length or cir­cum­fer­ence of my penis, ...”
06
No home should be with­out the schiz­o­phren­ic­scope
“Last night's strange dream: I was basi­cally stuck in some­thing like that Michael Douglas movie: ...”
Yo! Squared!
“First off: I know I promised a DVD con­tain­ing all of the episodes of LOST ...”
04
According to Eric...
“From what I have been told, the girl across the bar has the nick­name “Siouxsie ...”
01
iPhoto books are cool
“The smaller of the two books I ordered from Apple through iPhoto arrived today. ...”
Jan
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Dead. Lines.
“Three days to ship a prod­uct... a prod­uct that does not even func­tion well ...”
30
Tim Depp and Johnny Burton
“Are Tim Burton and Johnny Depp joined at the hip now? They are com­ing ...”
28
Hmmm...
“...and, in The Basement, they are play­ing the same Sex Pistols song. ”
27
Belsen was a gas, I heard the other day
“On the way to work, Morning Edition had a bunch of stuff on the Holocaust ...”
26
Lens cap!
“Sky Captain just came out on DVD today, and it is a friggin' awe­some film! ...”
25
A funny thing hap­pened to me on the way to the fac­tory
“On the way to work this morn­ing, I had a strange expe­ri­ence. Some car ...”
23
MiniMac
“Ich bin ein jel­ly­fish. My mas­sage was this morn­ing. That was 90 min­utes well spent. ...”
21
Question!
“Here is a ques­tion for the ...what?...2?...3?... peo­ple on my friends list who work at ...”
Hawthorne Riot?
“There would appear to be about 10 riot police on the Hawthorne Bridge. ”
19
Mac Mini Upgrades
“For those that were won­der­ing about the upgrad­abil­ity of the Mac Mini, it looks like ...”
18
17
A note from the brain dam­age depart­ment...
“They are using too much flux in the next room. I can just smell ...”
Sick, Ice, Lost
12
Mini Shipping
“Ummm...what? My Mac Mini was sup­posed to be here by the 22nd (with overnight ...”
Don’t eat the pep­per­mint
““Peppermint sticks dipped in chocolate–like lit­tle used rec­tal ther­mome­ters.” — Me @ The Basement”
11
Jobs Does It Again
“I just bought a Mac Mini and the S-Video don­gle to plug it into the ...”
All Your Reality Are Belong To Alternate
“I just had the strangest dream. In it, there was a guy. He ...”
10
09
Plate of Ice-9, Ice-9 Plate
“Poll #31337 Open to: All, results view­able to: All Place answers in the com­ments sec­tion 1. That elec­tronic ...”
06
Randomness
““Is that the sec­ond sea­son of Dead Like Me in your pocket, or are you ...”
05
03
“That’s very Zen of you. You must smoke pot.“
““Bad peo­ple are pun­ished by society's laws. Good peo­ple are pun­ished by Murphy's law.” I ...”
02