2004 Archives

2004
Dec
31
We have a lovely view of the cor­rec­tional facil­ity
““If I open my mouth and call room ser­vice, will they send some­body up to ...”
30
Hello!
“Hello from room 42 of the infir­mary wing of the poor house. (Really!) Dinner was ...”
28
Obligatory Christmas Post
“So this is my Obligatory Christmas Post. Things have been busy, busy, busy. ...”
23
plate of shrimp
“Last night, I was look­ing at a leaflet that came with a DVD and stum­bled ...”
Bugs, Cats, and Robots
“Recently at work, I have been bug fix­ing. Most of the big bugs are ...”
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18
lemonys­nick­etle­monys­nick­etle­monys­nicket
“Today, we had the office Christmas party. In past com­pa­nies, we have either skipped ...”
17
Do not start your day by caus­ing a small acci­den­tal fire in your office
“First in the series of “how not to start your day:” Do not start your day ...”
15
Nyucknyucknyuck
“Ick. I just got home from a long day of finger-pointing. Ahhh...the naïve ...”
14
Stop play­ing in the damn sand­box and do your half of the chores!
“I had a dream last night in which “W” was my room­mate. The sit­u­a­tion ...”
Spin The Bottle ...err... Dreidel
12
The Absinthe Minded Professor
“Last night was absolutely amaz­ing. We went to a win­ter party at the house ...”
11
You and me and Big Bird make three–and Ernie’s got the video.
“There is noth­ing quite like dri­ving slowly home from work in mys­te­ri­ous stop-and-go traf­fic while ...”
07
Fur Rent
“Oh, by the way: I am not sure that I men­tioned it here, but it ...”
A Weekend Of Adventure!
“Yow. This week­end was a whirl­wind of adven­ture. I had assumed it would ...”
03
02
Nov
30
The Fountain Runneth Over
“The Precious was given the nick­name “Pee Fountain” the other day. I am not ...”
27
Buy Local Day?
““Forgive me, Father, for I bought some­thing on Buy Nothing Day.” Yes, I bought some­thing, and ...”
25
“Turkey Monarchy“
““Waffles: It's what's for din­ner.” I am an adult now. I can do ...”
24
Bisquick Bisquick Bisquick Bisquick Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake WAFFLE
“This week­end: Kim and I were sick mon­keys. I slept for some­thing like 13 ...”
19
Wunderbar!
“When some­one hands you a postage-stamp sized surface-mount microchip that was recently removed from a ...”
17
13
Hot and Cold Running Blood
“Today is shap­ing up to be a rather inter­est­ing day. I woke up sur­pris­ingly ...”
Hello From Sapphire Hotel
“Holy the crap, the Sapphire is crowded tonight. I guess I never really have ...”
12
Sticks and Scones May Break My Bones
“First order of busi­ness: It seems I have 411 DVDs (or rather, DVD titles, as ...”
11
Gah!
“Attempting a sec­ond email post... Lunch today con­sisted of some sort of weird chicken schnitzel sand­wich ...”
09
“Your door is...evil.“
“It seems the pro­gram­mers at Delicious Monster have a sense of humor. Their sense ...”
08
Food, Dance, More Food, and Consumer Products
“It has been a cou­ple of weeks since I made a “real” post about stuff ...”
05
Good MORNING!
“I woke up this morn­ing... ...to the cat... ...hang­ing above me... ...from the ceil­ing fan.”
03
I hope this post-by-email works...
“I have never tried the post-by-email thing before. Hopefully, it will work, as log­ging ...”
“When impor­tant issues affect­ing the life of an indi­vid­ual are decided by some­body else, it makes no difference...whether that some­body else is a king, dic­ta­tor, or soci­ety at large.“
“It is a bit early for Thanksgiving, but I fig­ured it was still okay for ...”
Democrazy At Work
“I think there is a bal­lot drop-off box on Belmont, not too far from the ...”
02
I have lemony cup­cake mix
“It seems that the folks at Punk Voter have put up a pretty good bill­board. ...”
Oct
30
The Eyes Have It
“I have two gigan­tic pump­kins and two pump­kin pies in the oven. Strange things have been ...”
27
EEEP! EEEP! EEP! eeep eep eeeeeeeeeep!
“Spent the big three-oh at The Sapphire. The whole turn-of-the-century-brothel scene seemed like a ...”
26
NeoZombies Reach Your Brain Through Your Eyes
“Tonight's dream was about zom­bies, but not con­ven­tional zom­bies. None of them were shuf­fling ...”
Order Of Operators And The Dinner Menu
“When peo­ple write din­ner menus, they need to be more exact. For instance, a ...”
24
Rated ‘D’ for Democracy
“I spent the week deal­ing with a flea infes­ta­tion as well as prepar­ing for this ...”
20
19
WORK FROM HOME EARN $$$
“I am going through the Oregon bal­lot, and the argu­ments in favor of the “a ...”
18
Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Koko
“Last night was a roman­tic night of wine, can­dle­light, lis­ten­ing to the rain out­side the ...”
17
Free Mattress!
“If any­one wants a free mat­tress, it looks like there is one avail­able for the ...”
13
12
“Because I could not stop for death; he kindly stopped for me“
“On the way home from lunch, I walked past a squir­rel near the under­brush by ...”
11
Like Kung-Fu Theater: Catching A Fly Using Chopsticks
“It is not every day that you see a cat in the cen­ter of the ...”
10
The House Merlot Was Quite Tasty
“While walk­ing, dis­cov­ered a “tall boy” Pabst Blue Ribbon can with a cus­tom burned CD ...”
09
Cinnamon Raisin Bread! MMMmmm...
“It seemed my kitchen had been get­ting darker over the past cou­ple of weeks. ...”
Night on the Town, Blight on the Crown, Smite me a Noun, what­ever...
“Quote of the night: “He is prob­a­bly not buy­ing sex toys from Target.” “Though... if he is ...”
08
06
I took her. To. A. Supermarket. I don’t know. Why. But it had to. Start. Somewhere.
““How was your day,” you ask? I came home and found an avo­cado in ...”
04
and the mon­key is wear­ing a lit­tle robe
“A quote that has been sit­ting in this phone for at least a month, describ­ing ...”
Coffee and Book ... Finally
“I had been plan­ning, since mid-week, to spend a mel­low evening out at a cof­fee ...”
03
Fancy Musique And Stuff
“What the cats like even more than the laser pointer: a bright, sunny day with ...”
01
Hungry, Hungry Monkeys!
“I worked pretty late today. Some of the schemat­ics for the new moth­er­board may ...”
Sep
30
Still a walk, but in the oppo­site direc­tion
“This evening, I was going to go to the Personal Telco meet­ing, but by the ...”
29
I saw you! On your bike!
“Getting a cross-compiler tool­chain work­ing from PPC to ARM is a pain in my rear. ...”
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bool blade­Power = (power­Bit­mask & 0x0001 « blade­Num­ber) != 0;
“This week I have redis­cov­ered that, while I deal with elab­o­rate and com­plex arrange­ments of ...”
20
Of Pumpkins and Drum Circles
“The party last night at Eric's was great. This morn­ing was not so great. ...”
17
Obsessive Constructive
“I have been in a build­ing mood lately. “Building?” Yes–lots of cleanup, cre­ation, ...”
15
Aug
30
27
Yes, I have “that car­toon fac­tory song” stuck in my head now
“Today's lunch was, basi­cally, at a sushi fac­tory. We sat down at a table ...”
26
“Separation of Coven and State“
“Random notes from the past week or so... I got a yearly pass for the Portland ...”
21
I can’t feel my legs
“I bought a bike yes­ter­day! I do not actu­ally get it until tomor­row because ...”
16
I want your soul! I will eat your soul!
“This week­end has been ... odd. Normally Friday the Thirteenth is just another day ...”
13
My CROSS-COMPILER is made of BITS
“Events of the past week include din­ner with Kim at The Farm, which included a ...”
10
RETROFUTUREGRAM
HELLO INTERNET FRIENDS STOPAM WRITING TO YOU FROMCONTRAPTION CALLEDTELE-PHONE ...”
Holy Molé!
THIS NEW JOB ROCKS MY LOBSTER! Seriously. The fun thing about the 5 free­way is ...”
07
Fez!
“I can offi­cially say that I am “between jobs.” I can even say it ...”
05
Another Sporadic Update
“Yes, dear reader, this is yet another in a series of spo­radic updates. Why ...”
01
Jul
30
Sorry to harsh your mel­low
“I just knocked on the neighbor’s door to intro­duce myself and ask a ques­tion about ...”
29
portland-diedrichs
“I know some of us were say­ing “we need a list like diedrich­stable was, but ...”
28
System Overload!
“I hope Dreamhost still likes me. This after­noon, every­one who had a site hosted ...”
27
Too busy for updates
“Entirely too many updates to remem­ber... Yummy, happy sushi with sami­amrex at a place that had ...”
21
“Fill this cup.” “Can I choose what to fill it with?“
“Assuming the back­ground check and drug test go fine (and I do not know why ...”
“We’re plan­ning to break the record by fly­ing maybe 70′, but any more is up to God or Elvis.“
“In the past few days, I have changed sta­tions from the local NPR affil­i­ate to ...”
20
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16
Three cheers for job offers!
“Woo! Job offer from the pet health insur­ance peo­ple! I have a few ...”
15
Nike? Yeah, take a num­ber and sit over there.
“Wow! What a past cou­ple of days! At least, on the job front. ...”
14
Update your con­tact lists!
“Starting Sunday, my new address will be: 2343 SE Pine St Portland, OR 97214 Photos are forth­com­ing. Since I ...”
13
The Spine / The Spine Surfs Alone
“My thoughts on the new TMBG album: “meh!” Maybe it will grow on me after a ...”
12
Jobby Jobs
“Phone inter­view this morn­ing with an embed­ded Linux com­pany: went decently Phone inter­view this after­noon with ...”
Happy Times and Moving
“The week­end was great. I real­ize that dis­till­ing the entire week­end into the sin­gle ...”
08
Peekchurs!
House details...
under blue houses
“Good news: I signed the lease on that house this after­noon and got the ...”
07
Roscoe’s
“I am watch­ing the new sea­son of Six Feet Under and, as best as I ...”
05
FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!
“The week­end was quite full. Friday, as pre­vi­ously reported was an evening at the ...”
03
Blues Festival, Day 1
“Notes from the Blues Festival, Day 1 Do not go to the Blues Festival imme­di­ately after ...”
02
Callback!
“I just got out of a 45 minute phone inter­view with the lead devel­oper at ...”
Job and Food
“At some point, Certivo, the com­pany I work for, is going to crum­ble. It ...”
01
Housey
“This morn­ing, on a whim, I checked the rental home list­ings this morn­ing and called ...”
Jun
29
Kitty Antics
“It would appear that Ebenezer removed The Precious' col­lar and is run­ning around the house ...”
28
It would suck to be in sta­sis for thirty years
“I just woke up from a rather strange dream. It sort of started out ...”
This entry needs a witty sub­ject line
“The extended week­end was rather full... Thursday (as seen pre­vi­ously in this jour­nal): Computer exploded, worked ...”
26
“Theives, Jewish Weddings, Parisian Tramps, and the Enigmatic Marlene Deitrich“
“Last night was Vagabond Opera at The Mississippi Pizza Pub. I rec­om­mend both the ...”
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BusyBusyBusy
“Wow...full week­end. Let me see if I can remem­ber it all. Friday night ...”
17
Updates, updates, updates
“It has been a while since I have updated here with any­thing but real estate ...”
16
Grrrr....
“...and to top it all off, the place I was going to look at tonight ...”
15
Snatched
“D'oh! It looks like I lost the choice lit­tle rental home up the street from The ...”
14
Skinny Puppy Stream-of-Consciousness
“Beach is to sand as my kitchen is to ____. If you guessed “pow­dered ...”
12
“Making time in a low rent high­rise no place to go down­town...“
“I looked at a cou­ple of rental prop­er­ties today. Both where in the Hawthorne ...”
11
Everybody’s mov­ing! You know you want to!
“Woo! Linus in Portland!!!”
10
Day. In com­pressed form.
“If you used Hymn to con­vert your pro­tected iTunes music, the lat­est iTunes will refuse ...”
08
“Good morn­ing, good morn­ing, we talked the whole night through“
“This after­noon there was rain and hail and thun­der and light­ning! Woo! It ...”
07
Random Randomness
“The week­end was mag­nif­i­cent, but that is all I am going to say right here, ...”
05
Good morn­ing! Wakey Wakey!
“Last night: aim­less wan­der­ing and cof­fee. In fact, I think I did that cof­fee ...”
“You are free to do as we tell you“
03
Lunatics, Loot, and Language
“This is a really cool, haunt­ing, cover of “The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum” ...”
01
Forestry and Machinery
THE GOOD Yesterday, I was the anti-sloth. After work­ing half the day (bah!), I grabbed ...”
May
31
AWWWW...CRAP!
“This one time? At work? The com­pany had the day off and nobody ...”
Nonmusical Music and Nonfree Free Television
“The User's Symphony #2 For Dot Matrix Printers is pretty good. It is that ...”
30
“Jack Shows Meg His Tesla Coil“
“Stuff I for­got to include in my entry last night: The Swagat in NW is much ...”
29
The wait­ress knows kung foo
“Things that are not fun to return home to, num­ber 3975: cat eat­ing other cat's ...”
28
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EEEEEeeeee!
“I was get­ting ready to get off of work, do a few chores, clean up, ...”
26
GOT THE DIGITS!
“Item the first: Rasputina kicks ass live. Item the sec­ond: Dante’s is pretty much THE club ...”
Am I going to have to write my own news reader?
“I have been using PulpFiction to read RSS feeds ever since it came out. ...”
24
DocBook Rant
“Dammit, some­body needs to come out with a DocBook XML pocket ref­er­ence!”
“Everybody, you have to stop! Stop eat­ing! It’s not beef. It’s made of peo­ple!“
“Tonight’s meal marks the sec­ond time Ev-Ar that meat has been cooked in this house ...”
23
Paper, Food, Food, and Food
“Today: The rainy-day paper activ­ity of doing more work on the clock. Folding gears with ...”
22
“They got! The muu­u­u­usstaaaaaard! Ouuuuuuuut! They got the mus­tard out!“
“I could not resist and had to start watch­ing the new DVD sea­son of Buffy ...”
20
“Mr. Jennings is not not a super agent. He is an engi­neer.“
“I saw Paycheck yes­ter­day and was pleas­antly sur­prised after such stun­ning misses as Minority Report ...”
19
From the abstrac­tion of an abstrac­tion depart­ment:
“You can get the audio­book ver­sion of the Cliff's Notes ver­sion of Hamlet on iTunes ...”
18
Scaliwag!
“Printed Material I fin­ished Doctrow’s “Eastern Standard Tribe” tonight, after set­ting it down a few weeks ...”
17
14
Didja Get The Memo?
“Please excuse my for­mat­ting. I had to con­vert it from RichText to MS-Word HTML to ...”
Ebenezer Antics
13
The clock blurs to keep up with time
“Pied Cow. Big bot­tle of Duvel. Plate o' cheese and salami with high qual­ity mus­tard. Eric, Kate, and ...”
12
“Where is my taco? I can­not seem to find my taco.“
“Today was good on a culi­nary level, and rather zombie-like on all other lev­els. ...”
11
“He spake, neglect­ing sound and sense“
“I want a minia­ture seeing-eye horse. The Precious has tape­worms (I even saw the tail end ...”
10
Word to your mutha!
“I have talked to both Conrad and Kate about this: I am hav­ing dif­fi­culty find­ing ...”
08
“David Bowie came to town, fly­ing over­head. ‘Don’t you did my chops,’ he cried?“
“Hair The bleached streaks worked out pretty well, after I stopped being a chicken over leav­ing ...”
05
“There’s a brand new dance, but I don’t know its name“
“It seems my hair does not want to take bleach, within safe and rea­son­able lim­its. ...”
03
02
Noshing and Moshing
“Nothing quite beats the adren­a­line rush of real­iz­ing you just jay-walked in front of eight ...”
01
Monkey Biscuits (Orange Flavor), 8oz
“I need to become a lec­turer. Those guys must make bank. Consider this: A ...”
Apr
30
Is that cof­fee or brine?
“When it is early Friday morn­ing, you have no milk, it is really hot out­side, ...”
27
“Can I have a bite of your ice cream?“
“It turns out that some­time last night some­one broke into my car. As best ...”
26
25
“You got your sub­sti­tu­tion in my trans­po­si­tion.” “No, you got your trans­po­si­tion in my sub­sti­tu­tion.“
“The other day, I got stuck at the reg­is­ter at the Apple store behind some­one ...”
24
Time to load up the EtherPEG
Cats Drunk on Copper
“For the first time in the past week, I'm spend­ing the evening at home. ...”
23
And How!
“Screw you, Amazon! So, like a good lit­tle con­sumer whore, I checked my Amazon ...”
22
“There’s a fii­i­ish in the peeeer­co­la­tor“
“I am sit­ting in the most unusual cof­fee shop. It's like Twin Peaks with ...”
21
Fire!Fire!Fire! Crappuccino!
“For the Mac peo­ple read­ing this, Fire 1.0 just got out of beta. (Finally! ...”
It’s my turn to ride on the hood! You can have shot­gun!
“I read the Oregon dri­ver man­ual and motor­cy­cle man­ual about 30 min­utes before my test ...”
20
More Lists
“I broke my new see/hear/speak-no-evil mon­key mug this morn­ing in a fit of clum­si­ness while ...”
19
LISTless
“Big crazy day today, which included (but is not lim­ited to): Six hours of work build­ing ...”
18
If I bat­ter my hand, can I fry it?
“Mental note: one pound of shrimp and three heap­ing plates of cut up raw veg­eta­bles ...”
17
“Can I smash it?“
“This morn­ing was a very busy morn­ing that started with me smelling like a wino ...”
“Works great on stains & odors from older adults with incon­ti­nence as well!“
16
”...that pretty lady to her right, who’s dressed like she’s a vil­lain on Star Trek, is her lawyer“
“To catch up with my recent media adven­tures: Some time last week, I fin­ished Dan Brown's ...”
13
I’ll take the veg­gie burger with bacon, please
“P.S. I am not sure how, but some­how Ebenezer, the nekkid kit­ten is cov­ered in ...”
This poop­corn tastes like ass
“RadioIO Edge is nei­ther edge nor good. While it is true that one man's ...”
12
ComicsCatsCars
“The fun thing about writ­ing an online comic gen­er­a­tor is that I do not have ...”
11
Insert Subject Here
“After com­plain­ing for a year or two that AvantGo has been drag­ging their feet on ...”
08
Pants, Recipes, Tabasco, and Freebasing
“Mental note: don’t try to bathe Ebenezer when wear­ing white pants. I watched Abre Los Ojos ...”
06
And wine can of their wits the wise beguile
“So, this one time? At band camp? It turned out that there was ...”
04
03
Rock Concert Movement #2: The One-Armed Fist Pump. Ready? Go.
“The iTunes Music Store is cur­rently offer­ing a hand­ful of audio­books for super-cheap. Unfortunately, ...”
BMG
““In a moment, it will be time to exe­cute rock con­cert move­ment #3, the up ...”
02
An ordered list that prob­a­bly does not need to be ordered
“1) I dropped a raw egg on the floor. In the process of try­ing ...”
Mar
31
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
“So, here's the deal. I have been enter­tain­ing the idea of buy­ing a house ...”
“And they laughed at Jules Verne, too.“
“Tonight, I watched the sec­ond film in the past week in which some­one jumped “to ...”
30
“Once upon a time there was a mag­i­cal place where it never rained, the end.“
“I got Invincible from Netflix last week. A very fine film about a Jewish ...”
29
This reminds me of nopantsday.com
“Silly names inserted into mail-merge, red-tape, bureau­cratic form let­ters can some­times yield unex­pected and hilar­i­ous ...”
“Hey you, with the pretty face, wel­come to the human race“
“Things I did this week­end... ...actu­ally got to spend some time with Kate ...made lemon cup­cakes. ...”
25
“Well, tech­ni­cally, it *IS* brain dam­age“
“So, I watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind for the third time today (don't ...”
24
“We’re crooks. If every­thing was right, we’d be in jail.“
“Two of the awe­some things I love about Firefly: (1) The grandiose spe­cial effects CGI shots ...”
23
“He’s awfly spry for a dead feller“
“Firefly is shap­ing up to be a good series. I got the series today ...”
22
Randomness
“Something I for­got to men­tion about the movie last night: NO TRAILERS. I repeat: ...”
21
Microbrew and Quantum Physics
“So, last night I went to see “What the #$*! Do We Know?” last night ...”
20
Interstate Pizza
“Yesterday, I was the recip­i­ent of an inter­state pizza deliv­ery. The pizza itself did ...”
18
The mod­ern­ized H.G. Wells “Time Machine” is crap­tas­ti­cally bad
“So, I got both ver­sions of Solaris from Netflix the other day. The 2002 ...”
14
Can you hack it like an Aibo?
“So, it turns out they are mak­ing a movie based on Asimov's “I, Robot” type ...”
12
Everything has got a moral if you can only find it
“You know how some­times (what, like in the mil­i­tary or some­thing?) you have inspec­tors that ...”
10
A lit­tle old, but still scary
“Isn't elec­tronic vot­ing fun? It allows for things like voter turnouts in Orange County ...”
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06
Powells, Parking, Parody, Pictures
“I went to Powell's this evening after work. I prob­a­bly should have waited a ...”
05
A Caucus Race! A Caucus Race!
“So, I rented a made-for-TV ver­sion of Alice in Wonderland. It was one of ...”
04
02
“I will make all the iApps my bitches!“
“Can I just say that the iPhoto XML file for­mat is all farged up? ...”
01
Feb
29
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“Streetcar vehi­cles will carry a sar­dine load of up to 150 pas­sen­gers“
“It would seem that we have a pretty kick­ass street­car sys­tem. In fact, it ...”
26
Look, Ma! No Wires!
“Last night's dream, which is quickly shap­ing up to be a recur­ring thing: some­how I ...”
24
MS Projoket 2000
ATT'N ALL: MICROSOFT PROJECT ISFLAMING PIECE OF SHIT! You prob­a­bly already knew that. ...”
23
Random tid­bits...
“Last night, Ebenezer stole Kate's keys and ran across the house with them. I ...”
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WinCo
“WinCo foods is an odd place. It is a sort of hybrid between a ...”
Fred
“Third sea­son of Angel! Fred is so cool! I want to write all ...”
17
TWO brushes with the DMCA in one week!
“Over the week­end, I got a Valentines love note from Microsoft, putting me on the ...”
16
I was a busy lit­tle coder-monkey this week­end
“For those peo­ple who are mem­bers of del.icio.us and also hap­pen to be run­ning the ...”
15
DMCA Smackdown!
“ ”
13
“I thought he was going to pull a hookah out of his ass“
“Penn & Teller's “Bullshit” is one of the coolest series I have seen in a ...”
11
“When Ebenezer gets upset...PEOPLE DIE!“
“I was going through my web­site logs recently, and dis­cov­ered a few inter­est­ing facts People are ...”
08
06
DVD Delicious Cats House Mac
“Netflix and DVD pur­chas­ing acqui­si­tions: Lost on Translation — Awesome! (Once you get past the ...”
05
New Collars
“I just picked up my mail and found a let­ter from 24Hour Pet Watch, the ...”
04
“I’ll take ‘Reasons I switched to Mac for $1000,’ Alex!“
“Can some­one 'splain me http://del.icio.us/? I under­stand it is a place to put your ...”
Goodbye, Pants
03
“CrackleCrackleCrackle, which is a bit of a shock if you’re not quite dead“
“Are you allowed to say “a cou­ple dozen meters” or do the met­ric police appear ...”
01
I coo, you coo, we all coo for haiku
“You'll have to par­don my arti­ness this eve. The last few times I had ...”
...God kills a Kitten
Jan
28
DVD “Fun“
“Well, I plowed through the first hun­dred or two pages of “DVD Studio Pro For ...”
MEAT ME IN MY HAMMY
“When peo­ple spell okay as an acronym (O.K.) what is it sup­posed to stand for? It ...”
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“Ground Control to Rock Collector Brian“
“Last night's dream: At first, I was hang­ing out at JPL in Pasadena and ...”
Mole Asses
“Molasses is not as slow as I thought. In fact, I have seen motor ...”
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“Do you like cats?” “Yes, I quite like cats.” “Leg or breast?“
“Things I saw today: A cement mixer truck almost rear-end a log-carrying truck on the free­way ...”
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“I’m a paci­fist” “That thing babies suck on?” “No, that’s a pedophile.“
“The fluffy... This morn­ing, I poured cof­fee into the cat bowls. I need to learn ...”
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Yet another empty and mean­ing­less post of ran­dom obser­va­tions...
“Why is it that every time you want to make a right turn into a ...”
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Hey, are you in a band?
“Ahhhh... ya' gotta' love stereo­typ­ing. Mine was not nearly as bad or inex­cus­able as ...”
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Offerings are being dropped at my feet
“Recently woke up. Recently put on cof­fee maker. The Precious (the psycho-razer-beast cat ...”
REVELATIONS AND OBSERVATIONS!
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I dis­like origami, but enjoy pop-up. Go fig­ure.
“So, I went back to Borders today to get a nec­es­sary tech­ni­cal book, and picked ...”
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“Like and equal are not the same thing at all.“
“Yet another thing to check off on the list of pages to trans­late from diedrichs.org ...”
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Diedrichs.org Reborn
“Yeah, so the rest of the site is pretty skele­tal, but with­out fur­ther ado, I ...”
They say he wan­dered very far, very far...a lit­tle shy and sad of eye...
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“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.“
“(Apologies to those that have seen this on Slashdot or some other news/blog site) According ...”
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Collection of Sentence Fragments and Some Complete Sentences
“Made it home safely. Cats were ecsta­tic to see me. Cats were double-plus-ecstatic to be able to ...”
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