2001 Archives

2001
Dec
31
News Year Revolution
“I hate online quizzes/tests/which __ am I thingeys. I only men­tion this one (which ...”
30
Who killed Laura Palmer?
“Dianne, 9:50pm. Why can’t I have pre­cog­ni­tive dreams involv­ing danc­ing dwarves and giants dol­ing ...”
21
Here we are now, enter­tain us
“Midgets are cool!”
19
Crazy RISKS Story
“So, at work, we have this really cool pair of doors. Our office has ...”
16
3 posts in a row. Ick.
“So, last Christmas, I down­loaded Martin Atkins’ Industrial Christmas Carol from eMu­sic. (He also ...”
I’m dream­ing of a white noise christ­mas
“I want to post pic­tures of BurningSkyz in my Livejournal, too! ”
I thought he said *CAKE* boat!
13
This one time? At con­cen­tra­tion camp?
“Do you know what really annoys me? When you are wait­ing in line at ...”
06
Firewall Upgrade
“Do you REALIZE how LONG it TAKES to “make dep” a Linux ker­nel on a ...”
05
sodium: 420mg
“Having another sand­wich with home­made bread, cheese, horse­rad­ish, and SPAM brand Turkey. Why does ...”
04
Java Woes
“Okay, so there’s this thing called Java–not the cof­fee, but the pro­gram­ming lan­guage. It’s ...”
02
Everybody Likes Circus Freaks
“While pro­cras­ti­nat­ing the writ­ing of a com­puter secu­rity paper, I ran across a site full ...”
Nov
30
Firewaller
“I’m not sure I like the sound com­ing from my DSL fire­wall machine. It ...”
Dead ant...dead ant...deadAntDeadAntDeadAnt
“I have a PILE of DEAD, frozen ANTS in my FREEZER. You see, ants ...”
28
“Your Test Results“
Coffee Stains
“I have dis­cov­ered that when you are dri­ving home from the cof­fee shop with cof­fee ...”
23
Parody of a par­ody of a par­ody of a par­ody of a par­ody...
“Just recently, I awoke from a dream. In the world of this dream, there ...”
22
JBuilder Rocks!
“So, I went and got myself a copy of JBuilder the other day (mostly to ...”
16
“Alas,” said the cat, and ate it up.
“Why is it that the gub’ment can repeal and/or change a few amend­ments with­out a ...”
14
Hollow Sounds
“Today, I noticed some­thing. I noticed that the crappy easy lis­ten­ing music they play ...”
12
I don’t want to be here
“Deliver me from ancient Cobol pro­gram main­te­nance.”
09
08
Fun Work Stuff
“Fun stuff from work today... I may get to lean Cobol The 12 volt hub on ...”
07
Another Journal Entry from the Palm...
“Another Journal Entry from the Palm... (darn, it’s hard to type long bits of text ...”
Collect All 90!
“Is it me, or does it seem exces­sive to have base­ball cards depict­ing Operation Enduring ...”
02
Scary work crap...
“Today, the battle-axe lady and the tech-guy-president are at work with one of their kids. ...”
Oct
31
Elevator Fall Down And Go Boom
“I find it very refresh­ing and exit­ing to have noticed that the per­mits for every ...”
27
World’s Greatest LIAR!
“I was dri­ving home from work today, after a long day of undoc­u­mented account­ing soft­ware. ...”
26
Propaganda
“Propaganda is funny.”
No “Very Merry Unbirthday” For Me
“Happy birth­day! Your present? A new bill. Everything you do as a ...”
Blizzard!
3 com­ments
Work
“I did all sorts of fun stuff at work today, includ­ing: Trying to install Java on ...”
25
Kneez?
“So, every­one has that stu­pid lit­tle joke ques­tion thing: What would chairs look like if ...”
24
Screaming, grind­ing in my ears
“This morn­ing, there was a lady­bug on my wind­shield. It clung tight all the ...”
Chef Boy-R&D
“Today’s Research & Development has deter­mined that the “President’s Choice” store brand 5-Cheese Pasta Sauce ...”
Blah, blah, blah, news
“It seems to be to be absolutely silly for the news ser­vices to be using ...”
23
The Barn Door
“It seems to me that we are con­stantly play­ing the “catch up” game–constantly clos­ing the ...”
22
Blizzard!
“I really dis­like it at this job. I really want Blizzard to call me...they ...”
Da’Code
“1) Python really likes white­space to be prop­erly for­mat­ted. Hopefully that will come across ...”
LiveJournal Roulette
“So, last night I wrote a lit­tle Python script to grab a ran­dom entry from ...”
19
More Muzak
“Okay, every­one is going to hate me. The next muzak rec­om­men­da­tion is “I Started ...”
Work...blech!
“So, I started a job on Monday. On Tuesday, I was inches away from ...”
17
Blah...
“Now, let’s see a sim­i­lar sce­nario, only with Anthrax. Hello, Cap’n Tripps.”
Anthrax
“Good thing they don’t have their hands on smallpox...yet...”
13
More Muzak
“Another muzak rec­om­men­da­tion... Godhead’s cover of The Beatles’ Eleanor Rigby. That is ...”
11
Muzique, Non Stop
“Everyone needs to down­load and lis­ten to the song “Haunted House (Disneyland Mix)” by the ...”
09
Prawns
“Did I ever men­tion how much I hate pawns? No? Well, I hate ...”
03
What I Learned Today
“Today, I learned: “Secret” secu­rity clear­ances are really expen­sive, but com­pa­nies usu­ally spon­sor you and pay ...”
Sep
29
Everyone?
“And this one time? I dis­cov­ered? That every­one has a LiveJournal? And ...”
28
Scary...
“I just had an old fact return to my head. It seems that with ...”
27
Pen and Sword, in Accord
“We were told a cou­ple of weeks ago that the ter­ror­ists are not smart or ...”
26
The Prisoner
“The final episode of The Prisoner is like a Kafka trial on crack with a ...”
20
Moral Dilemmas Abound
“So, I am sit­ting here watch­ing Gattaca and think­ing. Is this what the world ...”
18
It’s the end of the world, as we know it
“Yeah, so I guess Jihad has been/is going to be declared against the US. ...”
Audio Galaxy kicks ass!
“Did I ever men­tion how cool Audio Galaxy is? I have music before it ...”
Nothing new to report
“Nothing new to report. New York and Washington are still “blowed up.” I ...”
15
Fire Ants!
“Let’s say you are big and strong. Let’s say that there is a lit­tle ...”
12
Bombs and Airplanes and Bears, Oh My!
“On the one hand, I have to admire the ter­ror­ists. I am in the ...”
11
Watching the plane crashes on repeat
“I am sit­ting at home, watch­ing all of the inten­tional plane crashes in the news–and ...”
God Save Our Queen
“I just now real­ized that Gandhi took full advan­tage of the “14% syn­chro­nous sub­ver­sion fac­tor” ...”
A lit­tle story, com­plete with typos
“Memento Mori by Jonathan Nolan “What like a bul­let can unde­ceive!” –Herman ...”
07
...and the little-ist giant’s heart was filled with BLOOD!
“If you are going to issue: shut­down –h now at a ...”
WARNING! RANT!
“For now, this lit­tle rant will be com­pletely pri­vate. I’m glad that LiveJournal ...”
06
The Experiment Was A Success
“I just got fin­ished boil­ing some pre­made ravi­oli squares. As I drained off the ...”
05
crack­ers and cheese and every­thing over­seas
“I want a red suit and top hat like Hary Zidler wore in Moulin Rouge. ...”
Guess who gets the MORON prize wedged up his ass today?!?!?!
“So my life with gad­gets and giz­mos has been pretty crappy these last few weeks. ...”
Way to go, Handspring
“I have this organizer/phone that con­sists of a really nifty orga­nizer with a phone plugged ...”
Can’t sleep; clowns will eat me
“Can’t sleep; clowns will eat me... Actually, no. I just can’t sleep. ...”
Get out your dream dic­tio­nary
“This is being writ­ten while watch­ing Good Will Hunting. Why? Why not. ...”
I have no job
“I have no job. I have no prospect of a job, no call­backs, no ...”
Aug
29
Dear Diary...
“ Brian Enigma (voiceover): Why the hell am I doing this? Writing is ...”