Accord­ing to Wol­fram Alpha, the high­est recorded tem­per­a­ture in Port­land is 107:

Accord­ing to Accuweather’s OS X wid­get, we are 2 degrees away [at the time of the screen­shot we were 3 degrees, as I write this, we’re only 2] and will hit that record today:

This sucks.  Keep cool, folks.

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