i has a iPhone

by Brian Enigma on July 13, 2008 12:18pm

in Dear Diary,Portland,iPhone

Yester­day, I bussed it down to Pio­neer Square and con­sulted mul­ti­ple kiosks to locate the Apple Store.  I tend to dis­like malls and typ­i­cally fre­quent the Apple Store near work, so I was unfa­mil­iar with the ter­ri­tory.  The line was not zero-length, but also not ter­ri­bly long-looking, so I queued up for a new phone.  About an hour later (the line was longer than I thought, I guess), when I was really close to the front of the line, some­one came out an announced that the black 16G iPhone sup­ply was run­ning short and started hand­ing out vouch­ers for those that wanted one.  Of course, he ran out when he was two peo­ple ahead of me.  At that point, it was either a white iPhone or admit to a wasted hour and come back at a later date.  For­tu­nately, a girl was there show­ing off the phones in per­son, let­ting you han­dle and use the phones.  The white one looks and feels a lot bet­ter than then impres­sions I got from pho­tos on the web­site.  Addi­tion­ally, it harkens back to the old-school iMacs, which is retro-cool (with “retro” actu­ally mean­ing only a few years ago.) Also, the white doesn’t show oily fingerprints.

So I got the white.  Between the Pan­dora client and the AOL Radio appli­ca­tion, I expect my bat­ter­ies will be con­tin­u­ally in need of a charge.  Yes­ter­day, I signed in to Pan­dora for the first time in over a year and kicked back in a lawn chair with a book and good tunes.  The AOL Radio app actu­ally sur­prised me a lot.  I was expect­ing a bunch of streaming-web sta­tions that I’d never heard of, but it ends up being entirely web-simulcasts of actual ter­res­trial radio sta­tions (for bet­ter or for worse–they include the talk and adver­tis­ing.) My only gripe is that while they have a half-dozen Port­land sta­tions, they don’t have 94.7 KNRK, the 80s/90s alter­na­tive sta­tion that Kim lis­tens to a lot (and that I now do, too, due to the nature of sound wave propagation.)

Apple must have Ph.D’s in human behav­ior work­ing for them in design­ing their retail process.  They do a num­ber of sub­tle things that make the cus­tomer feel good and in con­trol, but are so sub­tle as to not be imme­di­ately notice­able.  For instance the Giz­modo arti­cle “Offi­cial iPhone 3G Sales Pro­ce­dure Mimes Child Birthing Pro­ce­dure” is stuff I wouldn’t have noticed, but was glar­ingly obvi­ous and kind of hokie once I knew what to look for.  Still, I could see the psy­chol­ogy behind it as being rather clever.  Like a placebo — if you know about it, it prob­a­bly won’t do any­thing for you, but if you don’t, then it could be quite positive.

And also, props to the long-hair-scraggily-beard hip­pie Apple employee who was work­ing crowd con­trol at the line that day.  There was a guy in front of me who was not quite bad enough to say that he crossed the thresh­old of being a jack­ass — but he was very stub­born, self-important, annoy­ing, and a lit­tle irate.  Mis­ter Hippy Guy seemed to be very intel­li­gent and well-versed in the inner-workings of phone acti­va­tion and minu­tiae of accounts and billing and was also really good at calm­ing this guy down.  That, in turn, made my wait in line much more enjoyable.

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