Staple Gun

by Brian Enigma on February 2, 2008 3:33pm

in Dear Diary, Favorites

I just tried to treat a sta­ple gun like a real gun.  “Okay, I’ve
removed the clip but how do I tell if there’s still a round in the
cham­ber?”  Wait, no, they don’t work like that.

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1 conrad February 3, 2008 3:17am at 3:17 am

Don’t point the sta­ple gun at any­thing you don’t want to staple

A sta­ple gun is always loaded

Do not trust the sta­ple loaded indi­ca­tor. Always remove the mag­a­zine and lock the slide back, inspect­ing the cham­ber, before you do any­thing else.

Do not leave the sta­pler where chil­dren may find it.

Use a cer­ti­fied sta­pler lock any time the sta­pler is stored.

Never carry a loaded sta­pler with a sta­ple in the chamber.

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