Staple Gun

by Brian Enigma on February 2, 2008 3:33pm

in Dear Diary,Favorites

I just tried to treat a sta­ple gun like a real gun.  “Okay, I’ve
removed the clip but how do I tell if there’s still a round in the
cham­ber?”  Wait, no, they don’t work like that.

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1 conrad February 3, 2008 at 3:17 am

Don’t point the staple gun at anything you don’t want to staple

A staple gun is always loaded

Do not trust the staple loaded indicator. Always remove the magazine and lock the slide back, inspecting the chamber, before you do anything else.

Do not leave the stapler where children may find it.

Use a certified stapler lock any time the stapler is stored.

Never carry a loaded stapler with a staple in the chamber.

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