Notes from the overground

by Brian Enigma on January 19, 2008 8:12pm

in Dear Diary,House

1. Near-freezing tem­per­a­tures today: the weather could not make up its mind whether to rain, snow, or hail this morning.

2. Mas­sage.  Yeay!  My back’s still pretty f’ed up, yo.  Usu­ally, the mas­sage helps, but today things were espe­cially bad.  I’ve lost weight, though–most of my pants no longer fit me–but my back is a twisted mess of muscles.

3. Trim­ming the hedge that’s over­tak­ing the dri­ve­way, scratch­ing the cars as the come in and out.  In the freez­ing out-of-doors.

4. Replac­ing the 11“x14” win­dow­pane that got smashed by cat action.  In the freez­ing out-of-doors.  Glaz­ing com­pound looks and acts like frost­ing.  This is enhanced by the way you use the putty knife to work with it.

5. Kim now has a sub­scrip­tion to Bet­ter Homes and Gar­dens.  *snicker* Thanks, mother-in-law.  Or some­thing.  The mag­a­zine was fun to gig­gle over today, but I can see the joke becom­ing less and less funny over the next year.  Fun stuff to do with your kids!  Uhhh… kids?  Valen­tines day tips!  Uh, sorry, no.  Spices for your arthri­tis relief!  Know those toll-free num­bers for fam­ily health!

6. Hey you Cali folks!  My mom is bring­ing Kim and I down to Teh OC in Feb­ru­ary for Christ­mas vaca­tion… in Feb­ru­ary.  We were not able to get down there in Decem­ber because of house-buying and house-fix-up and all of that, so X-Mas had to be post­poned.  We’ll be there 2/8 through 2/11.  We’d love to see everyone!

7. To riff off of Kim’s “Good Stuff” post, Ebenezer is indeed one of our cats.  He does like to play with any­thing he can.  As many cat own­ers know, often the lamest, most unin­ten­tional, items become the best toy.  In this case, a left­over piece of weath­er­strip­ping is now the coolest toy imag­in­able.  Also, Ebenezer is the only cat I know that tries to get peo­ple to play fetch with him.

Ebenezer Weatherstripping 3
(H.264 MP4 video, 43 seconds)

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1 aliendial January 21, 2008 at 7:09 am

Is that chirping sound him asking you to toss it again? What a great cat.

I had a cat that would fetch, sorta. She’d bring the plastic bracelet and look at you expectantly. You’d throw it, but then you had to ignore her until she brought it back, because if you said ‘good cat!’ or she even noticed you were watching when she got it she would drop it and run back to you. Silly cat.

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2 brian January 21, 2008 at 8:58 am

Ebenezer makes a few different noises: the standard meow, the constant meowmeowmeowmeowmeow when he wants food, chirps when he wants to play or attention, and the dreaded kitty-siren that lets you know you have about 8 seconds to find a paper towel before he coughs something up.

Kim and I can mimic the chirps pretty well, so the video might be him or might be one of us. I don’t have speakers on this machine, so couldn’t say for sure until I got home.

That sounds pretty close to what Ebenezer does. He doesn’t always like people to watch him get what you throw (never a plastic bracelet, but initially a green jingle ball, then a white wool jingle ball, and now that piece of weatherstripping), and like you said, will drop it and run back to you if you make eye contact. When he returns the toy, though, he’s a total attention-whore and really wants the praise and petting. He’s sharing his kill, after all…nevermind that it was never really alive to begin with.

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