The Post-Apocalyptic Workout

by Brian Enigma on January 9, 2008 7:42pm

in Dear Diary,Links

The Post-Apocalyptic Work­out looks inter­est­ing.  It’s all about sur­viv­ing “at the end of the world.”  Whether that’s an actual zom­bie sce­nario or a nat­ural dis­as­ter or what­not is purely aca­d­e­mic.  The inter­est­ing and unique thing about this work­out is that it is not only about phys­i­cal fit­ness, but there is a also a pretty heavy skill­build­ing com­po­nent: first aid, firearms, grow­ing food, etc.  Those are just plain use­ful skills to have, regardless.

Is it me, or do the advanced and elite lists seem eas­ier than the basic and inter­me­di­ate lists?  Exer­cise can be hard.  Lock­pick­ing, elec­tri­cal wiring, engine repair, and the like are pretty easy.

Truth be told, I have a motor­cy­cle license for sim­i­lar rea­sons — not to sur­vive a zom­bie apoc­a­lypse, but because spies and super­heros need to know how to ride a bike.  This might be because of that This Amer­i­can Life episode about super­pow­ers (and the one girl who had a giant list of superhero/superspy skills she would check off as she learned each one), but I am not sure, as I for­get whether the motor­cy­cle or the super­pow­ers show came first.

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1 feedle January 9, 2008 at 7:59 pm

I’m amused by some of their choices, and the lack of choices in other areas.

Hotwire a car is a good example. I don’t care what the disaster is, the reality of the situation is that hotwiring a car is not likely gonna make a lick of difference in just about any doomsday scenario I can really think of.

On the other hand, knowing how to manufacture biodiesel from raw vegetable matter is missing (doubly so, because the extraction of vegetable oil from common garden plants has other uses besides as a fuel).

I’ve never read one of these lists where things were completely thought out. We have increased (you and I) our chances of survival in a doomsday scenario just by moving to a climate where water is plentiful; and even given a “global warming” scenario is likely to continue being so.

Most of these sorts of lists concentrate on the “give a man a fish” problem solving, rather than “teaching a man to fish.” Learning how to hotwire a car is probably a great “oh shit” strategy. Knowing how to make biodiesel and owning a diesel-powered automobile is a “I’m going to continue living for 30 years” strategy.

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2 brian January 10, 2008 at 12:17 pm

I agree–some of them don’t make sense and some of them only make sense in very specific situations. Maintaining a garden is pretty good, but only in a handful-of-people-left-on-Earth scenario, not a martial-law-people-steal-my-food scenario (or maybe that’s where the riflery comes in?)

For me, it served as a reminder that I should probably polish up on my first aid and maybe get a new CPR certification, as those are good for “day to day” scenarios like traffic accidents and hiking/camping accidents. I also want to take a rock climbing class, not because it’s on the list (WhyTF would you need rock climbing in a zombie apocalypse???), but because I was taught basic boldering long ago in Joshua Tree and want to brush up on that as well as learning more advanced climbing with harnesses and ropes, and could use the exercise.

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