The Post-Apocalyptic Workout

by Brian Enigma on January 9, 2008 7:42pm

in Dear Diary, Links

The Post-Apocalyptic Work­out looks inter­est­ing.  It’s all about sur­viv­ing “at the end of the world.”  Whether that’s an actual zom­bie sce­nario or a nat­ural dis­as­ter or what­not is purely aca­d­e­mic.  The inter­est­ing and unique thing about this work­out is that it is not only about phys­i­cal fit­ness, but there is a also a pretty heavy skill­build­ing com­po­nent: first aid, firearms, grow­ing food, etc.  Those are just plain use­ful skills to have, regardless.

Is it me, or do the advanced and elite lists seem eas­ier than the basic and inter­me­di­ate lists?  Exer­cise can be hard.  Lock­pick­ing, elec­tri­cal wiring, engine repair, and the like are pretty easy.

Truth be told, I have a motor­cy­cle license for sim­i­lar rea­sons — not to sur­vive a zom­bie apoc­a­lypse, but because spies and super­heros need to know how to ride a bike.  This might be because of that This Amer­i­can Life episode about super­pow­ers (and the one girl who had a giant list of superhero/superspy skills she would check off as she learned each one), but I am not sure, as I for­get whether the motor­cy­cle or the super­pow­ers show came first.

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1 feedle January 9, 2008 7:59pm at 7:59 pm

I’m amused by some of their choices, and the lack of choices in other areas.

Hotwire a car is a good exam­ple.  I don’t care what the dis­as­ter is, the real­ity of the sit­u­a­tion is that hotwiring a car is not likely gonna make a lick of dif­fer­ence in just about any dooms­day sce­nario I can really think of. 

On the other hand, know­ing how to man­u­fac­ture biodiesel from raw veg­etable mat­ter is miss­ing (dou­bly so, because the extrac­tion of veg­etable oil from com­mon gar­den plants has other uses besides as a fuel). 

I’ve never read one of these lists where things were com­pletely thought out.  We have increased (you and I) our chances of sur­vival in a dooms­day sce­nario just by mov­ing to a cli­mate where water is plen­ti­ful; and even given a “global warm­ing” sce­nario is likely to con­tinue being so.

Most of these sorts of lists con­cen­trate on the “give a man a fish” prob­lem solv­ing, rather than “teach­ing a man to fish.”  Learn­ing how to hotwire a car is prob­a­bly a great “oh shit” strat­egy.  Know­ing how to make biodiesel and own­ing a diesel-powered auto­mo­bile is a “I’m going to con­tinue liv­ing for 30 years” strategy.

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2 brian January 10, 2008 12:17pm at 12:17 pm

I agree–some of them don’t make sense and some of them only make sense in very spe­cific sit­u­a­tions.  Main­tain­ing a gar­den is pretty good, but only in a handful-of-people-left-on-Earth sce­nario, not a martial-law-people-steal-my-food sce­nario (or maybe that’s where the riflery comes in?)

For me, it served as a reminder that I should prob­a­bly pol­ish up on my first aid and maybe get a new CPR cer­ti­fi­ca­tion, as those are good for “day to day” sce­nar­ios like traf­fic acci­dents and hiking/camping acci­dents.  I also want to take a rock climb­ing class, not because it’s on the list (WhyTF would you need rock climb­ing in a zom­bie apoc­a­lypse???), but because I was taught basic bolder­ing long ago in Joshua Tree and want to brush up on that as well as learn­ing more advanced climb­ing with har­nesses and ropes, and could use the exercise.

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