I heard a silly/geeky song on the Jay and Jack Lost Pod­cast this week.  Because I could not find the orig­i­nal, I ended up extract­ing it as an MP3 and then real­ized that oth­ers might want to lis­ten, too.  So here it is:

“If I Had A Mil­lion Dol­lars,” by Bare­naked Hur­ley (a spoof on the Bare­naked Ladies song of the same name)

“If I had a mil­lion dol­lars, I’d plant an instruc­tional film (but not a real instruc­tional film–that’s cruel.) If I had a mil­lion dol­lars, I’d cut out a piece of that film (yep) and hide it in another bunker.”

“If I had a mil­lion dol­lars, we wouldn’t have to keep eat­ing Dharma din­ners.  (But we WOULD eat Dharma din­ners.) Of course we would.  We’d just eat MORE!  …and make really expen­sive ranch dress­ings.  (That’s right, and they can keep up to 3 months at room temperature.)”

Okay, so it’s one of those things you hear once and it’s funny, but then does not have much replay value.  Still, just lis­ten to it the once.

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