It’s my turn to ride on the hood!  You can have shotgun!

by Brian Enigma on April 21, 2004 1:10am

in Dear Diary

I read the Ore­gon dri­ver man­ual and motor­cy­cle man­ual about 30 min­utes before my test today.  My favorite quote from it is “Ore­gon law pro­hibits any­one under 18 years old to ride on the hood of a vehi­cle.”  BUT IT'S OKAY TO RIDE ON THE HOOD IF YOU'RE 19?!?!?!  I passed the auto­mo­bile test with a per­fect score and only failed a ques­tion or two on the motor­cy­cle test.  They printed my license, right there at the field office.  I can say that after hav­ing a Cal­i­for­nia license since I was 16, with all the secu­rity and anti-counterfeiting mea­sures all over it, the Ore­gon one feels a lit­tle cheap and fake.  The back­ground is sim­ply white–no elab­o­rate details or frills.  There is kind of a pseudo-hologram across the front–not really a holo­gram, just a few instances of the word “Ore­gon” in an ink that is trans­par­ent from some angles and rainbow-iridescent from oth­ers.  I think it will be a while before this really feels like a real license to me.  Another inter­est­ing thing is that under the “Endorse­ments” sec­tion, there is “M — Motor­cy­cle” and under the “Restric­tions” sec­tion, there is “D — anatom­i­cal donor.”  Is that really a restric­tion?

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