Friends don’t let friends use Microsoft

by Brian Enigma on December 8, 2002 12:09am

in Dear Diary,Favorites,Food

Last night was Kate's birth­day.  While it was not a “sur­prise party” proper, it was cer­tainly a big sur­prise for her!  Her lap­top has been slowly dying, so I thought it would be cool to sur­prise her with a new one.  Unfor­tu­nately, I do not have cash up the wazoo, so I had to orches­trate some secret deals with her mom.  So basi­cally, her new iBook is a com­bi­na­tion Christmas+Birthday present, jointly from her mom and I.  I had actu­ally pur­chased it about a month ago, shortly after I paid off my iMac.  The funny thing is that about a week after that her lap­top prob­lems seemed to increase expo­nen­tially.  From that point on, she started lay­ing in the guilt pretty bad about lap­tops their neces­sity for law school.  It was incred­i­bly dif­fi­cult for her mom and I to play along with this with a straight face.  “Well, if you save up your money…”  “Gosh, they are pretty expen­sive.  I don't think I could afford a whole lap­top for you for your birth­day, even if we made it a Christ­mas present too.” 

You can imag­ine her sur­prise when, while she was exer­cis­ing in the back of her parents' house, we snuck the lap­top and cake into the front of the house.  She is now the hap­pi­est Kitty ever!  I was even able to throw in an Air­Port card (for her) and an iPod (for me).

What bet­ter way to say both 'I Love you' and 'happy birthday' than a cake in the lan­guage of Mordor…


The cake idea was stolen from a link/image that Sub­sti­tute IM'ed me many, many moons ago (which now seems to be lost).  The ring cake is gold (lemon) with fire (red frost­ing) writ­ing, like the actual One True Ring.

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