Gross­est Thing EV-AR:
This morn­ing I had sinus iky­ness and coughed up a big ball of phlegm in the shower–nobody was around because I missed the chance to shower with Kate.  I came home for lunch today and dis­cov­ered a CARPET of ants in the bot­tom of the shower, all going after the rem­nants of phlegm that did not quite make it down the drain.  Ew ew ew ew ewwwww.…

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